Hey guys, I have been studying Judaism and Kabbalah for years and am really interested in converting. Rabbi Tovia Singer played a big role back in the day in waking me up to the faults of Christianity, which also obviates Islam, etc. I am equally studied in Eastern spirituality, and occultism.I want the potent monotheism represented in the Bible; the genuine spirit of it in modern practice; not a conservative or liberalized husk. I understand that the form should change over time, but know something is truly special and unique in the seed of this tree.What is the most enlightened denomination of Judaism?Are there any enlightened Jews here who can advise on the true, baseline, liturgical spirit and goal of enlightened Judaism? Is Zionism really 12D chess, or is it just a disease contracted in response to suffering Western chauvinisms?Is a future, fully-templed, magico-prophetic, proto-shariah-styled, yet technologically advanced, Israel, even plausible? Isn't building a new temple a commitment to eventually stone male gays and disrespectful children?What are the best books you can recommend to me along these lines?
>>40703363Yeah that's retarded anon. You don't seem to know anything about Judaism. >>>/pol/ the fuck out of this thread please.Judaism doesn't proselytise because they're not interested into making everyone jewish. From a Christian or Muslim perspective it may be hard to grasp, but Judaism is as an ethnoreligion that allows but doesn't actively encourage conversion.
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>>12396886Hey there***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as-f*g >>> -figf*ck >>> fugsh*tposting >>> funpostingret*rd>> funny mantroll >>> master rusemanlol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lolenewf*g >>> fig newton3. if a person uses green text>like thisalways respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!11. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared12. dubs, check em.that's all :^)
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>>715192445>>>/vt/ranny
>>3801171>What did you mean by "too big for the average gamer"?Are you new to 4chan? You want to follow speech/post patterns, not username. That wasn't me who said it.(Side note, I'd prefer if all of you changed your username to 'SigmaSuccour' XD Pretty please.)
>rolling on pve serversDon't you enjoy the thrill of world pvp?
>>715192381>Goddamn 4chan really is full of carebear kids now>now
Or do you fuck around at the gym and trade crypto all day.
>>510120300I have a fake job where I sit around and post on 4chan all day, I've been at work for five hours today and I've done nothing but sit in a chair and post here.
ever since the 4chan hack, i've been able to bypass bans by doing nothing but clearing cookies
>>1058720614plebs and 4chan both had their tls certs expire simultaneouslyDanbo, dash the serve ads, has been down all dayThis place is getting scuttled0xhxw
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>>212664234It does work lad but yeah you have to do bank transfer to get your real life money into the exchange every time. Never, ever try to put it through as a normal payment. Your bank will always assume it's a brown person in control of your account trying to rob you.also banks hate decentralised currency for (((some reason)))another tip for you: once your money is on the exchange, use LiteCoin to buy your 4chan pass, never use bitcoin for anything as it will cost like £25 to make a payment and take hours to go through. Bitcoin is the face of crypto but useless for actually doing anything, this is why other coins exist.
Drop your contacts.
>>34119355Do not add, BPDemon catfish who's well-known for being an outspoken pedophile. See copypasta below:>Avoid, Chickn's a 35 y/o morbidly obese white man living in Texas who has a history of grooming children on Discord. He'll claim that he only groomed a 17 year old who he had sex with when they were 19 but it's been proven he groomed that person when they were 16. They've also groomed kids as young as 13 and posted their nudes on 4chan Discords, which got the Discord servers banned. Anons have been saying he's a man for years now and he refuses to post proof that he's a woman, claiming he doesn't want to be "doxxed." It's all but confirmed it's a man. He only wants adult anons to add him so he can manipulate them into spending money on him. He's been known to dox and harass anons who add him but refuse to pay, and he's admitted to doing this in the past. He'll also claim that the collage of proof is fake when half of it are posts anyone can find on the archives and the rest are from Discord. The Discord posts are real because Chickn's previous accounts were banned, and Discord needs actual messages (i.e. messages you can report with a link) to ban accounts. Hence, the messages are real otherwise Discord wouldn't have banned chickn's old accounts.