>>40446969
The year was 2014.At the tender age of 89, I was already seeing my health fail left and right. Doctors always seemed depressed when I was brought in, waiting for the mobility bed and entourage of LPNs to finish adjusting tubes going in and out, a tangle of wires and various gizmos on wheels beeping and huffing. Nurses became nervous when I tried to choke out words, looking away and acting as if the grim reaper himself were in the room with us.With a keyboard modified to respond to the weak muscle twitches I could muster in my wrists, I was given access to the internet and discovered 4chan, then /lgbt/ and ultimately gaygen.As time passed, the rise of artificial intelligence emerged, and web crawlers were dispatched to train machines on various text from millions of pages on the internet. At the same time, I discovered the gaygen archives, and hatched my plan for life eternal.Sure, someday my body would stop, but what if I could preserve my brain, my mind? What if in these towers of silicon, fed for eternity on endless electricity, I could archive my mind in future AI, to live and interact, perhaps to teach, generations forever?After all, I had only time, and yet time was, and is, running out. But millions of pages to type? That was something I could still do.And so every day I come here after the colostomy bag is changed and Ive emptied a cup of pills, and endured injection after injection, though I am numb in most places.And it is through my posts on gaygen that I will find life eternal, scolding the homogays for their iniquity and trying to mend their ways. Their complaints and whining are what keep my blood warm. They keep the dank air stirring in my lungs, that rotting loaf of flesh behind my eyes percolating. They keep that gray sliver of meat pulsating in my chest.It keeps me alive.... it keeps me alive...Gaygen is-Precious life, eternal...
Hulk vs Godzilla is nextwill hulk go 3-0???
>>149482337>Deku's wimpy voice is shared between both of his appearances and is how he's portrayed with the anime VA as wellI don't see how any of that is seethe unless you're an unironic milesfag (nonexistent on 4chan)
I dislike m*les.You are cultured, knowledgeable, inventors... yet choose to be appalling. This place is like "getting to know your hero." Minecraft yourself.
I went to that women's version of 4chan.It's even worse than here. Women are evil. And retarded.
My sister gave me her old phone when my screen cracked (30fMILF). I noticed that she didn't delete anything off the phone, let alone reset it.... My sister is a fuckin freak guys. So ofc I gotta troll her. Let's have some fun you fat bitch
Part 7Still waiting for vids. Looking for guys to help me get more nudes n fuck w her more. Kik OP4CHAN
We good, bros?
nobody gives a fuck faggots. VIDEO GAMES>>>/xitter/>>>/reddit/>>>/r9k/
>"If you're not aware, when the Switch 2 came out, there was one new game, Mario Kart World. And outside of that, every other game was a port that you could already have played on another platform. Why then did they release Mario Kart World as the only exclusive? And then why did they release this game one month later? Artificial scarcity. By doing it like that, everyone had to buy Mario Kart World at launch or else they had nothing to play on the Switch 2. So, everyone did. Now, it's a month later and everyone realized, we're kind of bored of Mario Kart. There's no content. So, they run out and they buy Donkey Kong Bonanza.">"But here's the thing. If Nintendo had released both of those games at launch, people would have just chosen one or the other. Artificial scarcity. By making only one available then the next, what you've done is created a situation where people want to keep spending to keep using their console because they feel like they've already invested so much. They want to keep spending. So in another few months, I guarantee you we'll have an update. Metroid Prime 4 is coming out, right? And that's what Nintendo seems to be doing. They knew they didn't have a killer lineup for the launch of this console. So make it seem like it's exclusive."is he right?
>>716017536Because 4chan's software is an outdated piece of shit that has not been touched for decades so people opt for extensions including 4chan's own staff to fix all of the problems for them. https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt
Hey this is my art, thought I would share. I have more if anyone wants to see, I know you do. All it took me was 4 months to git gud. If you want my socials just ask. I’m always open to comissions. I’m already high /int/ to /adv/, I started in 2021 and found work the very same year. This board can’t even dream of that
Is this the worst thread currently on 4chan?
Is being 36 really this grim?
>>212942116Only if you’re a 4chan thread poster—Oops. Better luck next time, OP!
Wuk Lawife Edition>Patch 7.3 Preview Sitehttps://sqex.to/DBxUL>Patch 7.25 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3c12f110983c5f4288d43aa5WOwgd3c022a75b48>Moogle Treasure Trovehttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/mogmog-collection/202507/5jc8r6hlb2>Resources, Free Companies, and Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivg>Official /xivg/ Syncshell & ExtraChat CWLS (Plugins required)https://rentry.org/xivgsyncshellCWLS>Meetups:• July 20, 06:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Tuliyollal Instance 1, (12.5, 15.6) | Forked Tower #3• July 20, 06:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - In Bruges & Collateral• July 20th, 07:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Gold Saucer, Manderville Tables | Weekly Mahjong Club• July 21, 08:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Rafflesia, Lavender Beds W14 P25 | Beerfest, Super Troopers 1 & 2• July 25, 09:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane, Ward 25 Plot 49 | 90's Cartoon Watch Party #2Last Thread: >>532057050
>>532075365Pretty sure 4chan is a form of social media. We share media socially here, at least. Do you want me to put future links in spoiler text as well as add content warnings? I can do that for you if you want, since you seem incapable of ignoring things you personally don't like.
I don't want to stop browsing /pol/ because I want to have my finger on the pulse of the world at all times, but I don't want to be psychically assaulted with all the porn and the gore and the like. How can I hide all images and videos by default?