Welcome to Nobody General: Gotcha Bitch Edition — based off that classic Dave Chappelle energy where the trap is already set and the punchline lands before you finish your sentence. This is the thread for accidental self-owns, overconfident takes walking straight into rakes, and anons realizing halfway through posting that they just proved the opposite of their point. Nobody doesn’t argue, doesn’t chase, doesn’t explain — he just waits patiently while the logic collapses under its own weight and then calmly goes, “Gotcha, bitch.” Post your setups, your reversals, your beautiful unforced errors, and enjoy the moment when the realization hits and the stable goes quiet for half a second. Comedy is timing, and tonight… the timing is undefeated.
>>41839654I find those who talk shit on 4chanas if that proves anythingare are easy enough to deal withsimply by existingas yourselfinstead of who they say you areonly weapon neededis realitytaking care of shit for yano false god neededhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1WWDBTda2Y
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>>945083866no, being on 4chan caring about what a streamer is wearing is.
Previous: >>554660659>Character Trailer - "Columbina: To Where She Flies"https://youtu.be/WsYsNoNjbaw (EN)https://youtu.be/9AVYsSZ1huA (JP)>Character Teaser - "Columbina: Where She Dwells"https://youtu.be/ME4OGvcPBUs (EN)https://youtu.be/7zLvIrPBGF4 (JP)>Version "Luna IV" "A Traveler on a Winter's Night" Trailerhttps://youtu.be/_yuHIzPJGHA (EN)https://youtu.be/wTL5hRtmWjM (JP)>Outfit Teaser: Teyvat Style – Nocturne of Serenityhttps://youtu.be/Q5I3xKJfIO4 (EN)https://youtu.be/TGsTYPeOtxw (JP)>Current character banner: Columbina, Ineffa, Ifa, Sethos, Fischl>Current weapon banner: Nocturne's Curtain Call (Catalyst), Fractured Halo (Polearm)https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43195155>Daily check-in rewards (permanent)https://webstatic-sea.mihoyo.com/ys/event/signin-sea/index.html?act_id=e202102251931481&lang=en-us>Redeemable Codes with Primogems (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/giftGENSHINGIFT8X73KH58KDHNMoonInvitationLunaIV (NEW)P3GXX56W3VG9>Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)https://rentry.org/giglinks/gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9
>>554699880https://www.4chan.org/advertise
haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80694968habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>80717794It's an AI bot meant, the post doesn't make sense>fear response>treated (my) cancer ???>monolithic thinkersIt seems like it was written for some "based and redpilled" twitter crowd but it's used on 4chan.honestly we need some kind adblock but for users rather than ads because companies can just have bots pretend to be users.
I have been here for 16 fucking yearssomeone put me out of my misery
I started using 4chan in 2018. 2017 if you count lurking
>>731297375Did you mean less than 5 years? It was common to call people faggots even before 4chan ever existed. I can't imagine anyone older than 30 pretending that they weren't ever called a fag at least once in their life. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, used the word as a generic insult towards anyone acting outside of societal norms. It's stranger to live in a world where people pretend that they never used it themselves, and seek to destroy anyone who still does. Same with calling people niggers.
Your fantasy. Now.
>Computer, generate a Kim Pines from the 21st century Scott Pilgrim vs the world>Make her retain her simple cartoon design but give her a plus size body. For reference, approximate the design to the terms of “mob face” and “venus body”, specifically those used by the users of the ancient website known as 4Chan>Make her bottomless, wearing a green hoodie with her panties off, revealing her red pubic hair that’s been unshaven for 2 years>Have her incapable of satiating her sexual desires and lose all inhibitions. Make it to where she can’t stop grinding her vagina on whatever or whoever she sees>Generate a cage full of attractive college girls, realistic and lacking the cartoonish style of kim pine, approximately 18-22 years old. Give them large breasts, all Caucasian, and wearing revealing clothing fitting of the fashion of a college girls in the 2010s. >Computer, scale them down to 8 inches tall, and add a bottle of canadian maple syrup right next to the cage
Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>554077034
>>554696007Too bad, I have already retrieved your IP address from the 4chan admins and am tracing it right now
People abandoned a well-liked, extremely customizable social media platform designed by a Goy for a completely soulless corporate model void of any individualistic features created by a Jew who appeared out of thin air one night inorganically. Facebook required you to essentially use your real identity to sign up, like modern digital ID. The hivemind was activated around 2012 when Myspace really lost the last of it's real userbase for good. The Mayan calendar was correct in that it was the end of an era. We are living in a world full of NPCs.
>>526601719Soft core porn and bullshit everywhere? Sounds like MySpace just grew up into 4chan.
>search up "cool books for guys" expecting fun fantasy / sci-fi / action books>50% of the videos shown to me are made by women showcasing gay ass romance / smut slop books>the 50% of the videos made by guys are fucking self help books>"ohhh brother you need to read atomic habits">"ohhh brother you need to read rich dads poor dads">"ohh brother you need MOTIVATION and exercise!!!!"WTF, why are self help books so god damn popular? Do you really need an old ass man to write a book telling you to clean your room and go on a run once every week?
>>25035835This is why I decided to write, though. Isn't it cringepilled and based to write about your sexual fantasies? That's what half of 4chan is! I'm serious. I asked myself the question: should I feel existentially wretched for having desire? And I went from feeling like a degenerate who likes something disgusting into someone who sees the beauty in everything just by embracing my fantasy through prose. I've also decided to learn how to draw women.On a slightly unrelated note, I enjoyed >Irma Voth >At the Atocha Station>The Kite Runner>A thousand Splendid Suns>Nausea>No Longer Human>Catcher in the Rye>The Great GatsbyAnd I'm currently reading >The City and it's Uncertain Walls>moby dickFor non fiction read >Food Of The Gods>Fantastic Numbers and Where to Find Them