What are you getting from the Kmart family cafeteria?
>>21903005>>21900842>>>/po/
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>>43068727if historians decide to link >us with the 2016 election then this site's existence might end up as a historical footnote, that's the only shot 4chan has at ever being mentioned after 2100, it's also a gigantic if and it wouldn't even include this board if it happenednow, would the archives themselves still exist? mayyybe? just like bumcestershire's polo club 1880 stats records and trebizond's 950 grain tax records, the entirety of /mlp/ may be one day stored in a giant (probably digital) library along with a million other websites like it but it won't mean anything to anyone
And just like that, MARATHOON will never go above 143,621 players ever.
>>733874104I pretty sure you learn about the concept of trend in middle school but given how full of shitskins 4chan is nowdays you probably never heard of school.
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>>558698479why is there no meowgenics general. humor/style fits 4chan, game went turboviral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6rrciMAM3U
>>733872720>sellout 12345>>>/mlp/
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>>558698406You download 4chan XT and press F
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>>61907738>Doesn't learning from retards make you dumber ?I would say, it depends.>having a retard teach you somethingyou are rightbut in a more meta way>learning about retards by interacting with themthis might come handy. Given how many retards there are in this world.>why not read a booksometimes I do. Currently reading "seven pillars of wisdom" by T.E. Lawrence.But sometimes I just want to turn my brain off. And there isn't a better place for it than 4chan.
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[good news] The owner of 4chan is fucking based
10 hours until the big reveal
>>733873628that guy kept ban evading so they banned his whole country from 4chan.
>post about his "death" here before it was even in the news>retards still think he's not alive
>>529266053>had a VIP with world-state connections in prison>he gets killed under their watch>investigate 4chanI don't know what is sadder the fact the FBI really might not be involved in his death which make them really incompetent or the fact they got outsmarted by glowies assassins and tries to pin it on 4chan instead.