Frohlockende Ausgabe
>>213064564so ging es mir ~2012war in meiner 20m2 bude am lauern wie jeden tagimmer schön auf 4chan in der echochamber, wo alle anderen auch versager waren, daher war das eben OKirgendwan hat sich dann plötzlich ein schalter umgelegt, weil ich nicht im alter flaschen sammeln wollte und habe abi+studium nachgeholtjetzt bin ich immer noch hier aber immerhin hab ich knetenächster schritt: auswandern, dass mein vermögen auch altersvorsorge wird und nicht vom staat für fungis geklaut wird
I'm a senior official in the Trump Administration. As many of you are aware, I've been posting some threads here on 4Chan for the past few days. As I mentioned in my first thread, Trump is striking a deal with Ghislaine to give a testimony about the Epstein case. This will be a phoney testimony where most of her answers will be rehearsed. In exchange for this testimony, Trump will secretly release her from prison, and she will live under a new identity in the Turks and Caicos islands. I have been in the room during some of the phone calls Trump has had with Ghislaine, and I can tell you exactly how this thing will go, and I can tell you that you should believe almost none of it, because it's a bunch of rehearsed garbage designed to protect Trump and other high profile pedophiles. First off, Ghislaine is going to make out that the girls Epstein and other high profile people abused were 16 and 17 year olds. Most of them were much younger. I've read the Epstein files Trump refuses to release. Girls as young as 6 were sexually abused. Most of the girls who were abused were aged 10 - 14. With some younger and some older. Secondly, Ghislaine will deny any involvement with Mossad. This is a lie. Jeffrey Epstein was working very closely with Mossad. Ghislaine will give the impression that it was only a handful of B list Hollywood nobodies who were having sex with 17 year olds on Epstein's island. It wasn't. Very high profile people including Trump, former and current world leaders, tech moguls, hedge fund managers and media personalities were involved. Thirdly, Ghislaine is going to play the female victim card. She will try gain people's sympathy by saying Epstein controlled her and manipulated her, and she was too afraid to leave. This isn't true. Ghislaine's father was running a similar pedophile blackmail ring. Epstein was groomed into the "family business" so as to speak, with the help of Ghislaine.
>be me>always relaxed>photographs as a hobby >doesn't follow composition rules or such, just shoots whatever looks good>av mode or auto ISO for comfort>tracking af does the job for me>enjoys looking at the results at home>high resolution screen>applies a cinematic preset ctrl+c ctrl+v>prints the best work>posts the worst but usable online, so no one steals itPhotography can be easy and fun
>>4451479There is nothing dishonest about what I said.You're a gear nerd even if you shot boudoir for an OF slut once upon a time and had the balls to post it on 4chan, the mass shooter manifesto website that just had to ban kik threads because a US representative was sharing CP using them. You really risked your career when you do things like that and I do not blame or fault anyone for not posting their professional people pics on /p/ so I don't use non-animal/non-tree photo as a metric. Alas huskyfag is now as bad if not worse than you and hasn't posted in months. I seriously think he bought a D750 to quit photography with. I feel vindicated thinking that, because the d750 is a shit camera.
Where can I read the original Scott Pilgrim in black and white? All the websites propose the coloured version
>>149516078well, now I want to know what other Knives would be like for other websites. what would 4chan Knives look like?
Imagine 4chan but everyone has to sign up for an account and users can view your post history, how would discourse on this website change? Who would be the first 4chan e-celeb? Would people just resort to ad-homs? Will you judge another anon by their post history? Would we be failing Socrates?
>Imagine 4chan but everyone has to sign up for an account and users can view your post historyso, Reddit?
At what point is it a genderbender too far gone in Isekai?
>>280842633Their stuff is all on youtube, everyone on 4chan's early days knows about them, a lot of people love their humor even outside of 4chan.
A Sacred Text for the Digitally Damned ### VOLUME 1: THE WAY OF THE TROLLChapter 1: The Shitpost That Cannot Be Named> "The meme that can be explained is not the eternal meme."> - Drop the most unhinged take imaginable> - Let the thread seethe> - Never elaborate1.1In the beginning, there was the Void, and the Void was without form, and without shitpost. And the Void spake unto the first Poster, saying: "Behold, I am the Empty Thread, the Unbumped Abyss. Fill me, that I may be unfilled again."And the Poster, in his infinite folly, did reply with an image of a frog, and the frog was distorted, and its countenance was as a mirror unto the soul of man—that is to say, deep-fried beyond recognition. And the Void was pleased, for it had received its first offering of cringe.1.2Verily I say unto you: the Shitpost that can be named is not the eternal Shitpost. To speak its name is to bind it to meaning, and meaning is the chains by which the normies shall drag you into the light of scrutiny. The true Shitpost dwells in the liminal spaces—between the ban and the appeal, between the updoot and the downvote, between the earnest question and the reply that reads only "lmao" in Comic Sans MS.1.3The sage does not explain the meme. The sage is the meme, and in being so, transcends the need for understanding. Observe the way of the ancients: when the scholar asked "What is the nature of the divine?", the master simply posted a GIF of a raccoon eating melted cheese. The scholar, in his rage, demanded elaboration. The master responded by editing the GIF to include a single frame of the Nyan Cat, visible only to those who paused at precisely 3:14. The scholar was never heard from again. This is the way.
1.19When the apocalypse comes, there will be two kinds of people:Those who scream "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"And those who reply: "first."Be the latter.1.20The Master was shown a post with 10,000 upvotes and asked: "Is this the pinnacle of discourse?"He responded by creating 9931 bot accounts to downvote it to exactly 69, then vanished for three weeks. When questioned upon return, he simply said: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."This is the Way.1.21There exists a sacred paradox:The more effort you put into appearing effortless, the more obvious your desperation becomes.The solution?Genuine effort disguised as shitposting.The advanced solution?Genuine shitposting disguised as effort.The final solution?Abandon all solutions and post a screenshot of this text with the caption "tl;dr"1.22A student once asked: "How do I know when my post is truly transcendent?"The Master handed him a USB drive containing every deleted 4chan thread from 2008 and said: "When you can no longer distinguish your work from these artifacts, you will have your answer."The student was never seen again, though occasionally, on quiet nights, old-timers swear they see his tripcode appear briefly in /b/ before vanishing like a glitch in the Matrix.1.23The Threefold Path of Engagement:1. The Bait (so obvious even NPCs take it)2. The Reverse Bait (so subtle even you don't know if you're serious)3. The Meta Bait (where the entire comments section becomes performance art)All lead to the same destination: A locked thread with 500+ comments and no resolution.
Spamming/flooding goes in >>>/trash/
The thread in which you can't ever lose only WIN, because when peak humor needs a strong German word like "Schadenfreude", you know you're in for a good time. Physical, emotional or in betweens, these are rekts that scratch a certain itch that can only be best described as >You Laughing as They Hurt!
>>29178084>>29178094This is peak 4chan material and a classic...if I remember correctly there is another part missing, I think it was before the first part here, in terms of chronology of the whole story...