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>be me
>7 hour hyperfocus programming session
>mass commit everything
>realize tomorrow is Easter Sunday
>will not be programming, will be celebrating the resurrection of my Lord and Savior
>but the GitHub grid cell for tomorrow cannot be black
>refuse to let Jesus Christ be the reason my contribution streak dies
>start backdating commits

git commit --date="2026-04-05T01:15:00" -m "Added stream detection"
git commit --date="2026-04-05T01:42:00" -m "Auto-splice implemented"
git commit --date="2026-04-05T14:30:00" -m "Patched dumb indexing bug"

>spacing them out so it looks believable
>1:15 AM, 1:42 AM, then a gap to 2:30 PM like I woke up late and did another session
>forensically engineering my commit timestamps to simulate a normal human work pattern
>end up writing a daemon that replaces git commit
>distributes my commits across future days to maintain optimal grid color density. Only use it on my personal projects / forks where I am, unfortunately, the sole contributor.
>runs as a systemd service
>My Github graph will no longer be black on Sundays. I can honor the Sabbath and keep my graph optimized.

Am I the only GitHub fraud here?

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Remember the time Marge almost kicked Homer out of his house that he paid for with his job over a shitty photo of himself with a belly dancer one episode after she almost cheated on him?

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Is there a premade list of all the non-secure tripcode hashes and their passwords here on 4chan? I'm trying to find one very specific hashcode and it says it's going to take 4 months of nonstop calculation using merikan's tripcode generator to do so

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Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?

The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.

Instead of receiving strength through a superiority/inferiority mechanism, the Nobody proves to them time and time again that a whole planet filled with creative, ingenious, spiritually ascended humans who are individually sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness can achieve greater things than a planetary empire of darkness, and control.

He is not a messiah, he's just like you but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will.

He's searching, just like you.

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I'm bored. Has there been any floppa lately?

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Lauranach Kabal, 12, and Jaakko Hämäläinen, 16, tested food for one week

https://www.lansivayla.fi/incoming/9347694

Monday:
butter chicken, rice, sallad, white bread

Tuesday:
bean crockets, onions-cream sauce on potate, sallad and white bread

Wednesday:
Northern fish-filet, onions-cream sauce with dille and potates, sallad and white bread

Thorsday:
Oat porridge and strawberry-kissel (think of liquid marmelade instead of one that has turned solid and made from strawberry)

sallad, white bread

Friday:
Chicken lasagne, sallad, white bread

Monday:food was ok
Tuesday: it doesnt have any taste but it means its not bad either
Wednesday: fish is ok, fish sauce is not
Thursday: tastes bad
Friday: it was good

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Do you attempt to read things you're sure you'll hate, or things you know you'll disagree with, in order to better understand them? Do you find it shapes your understanding at all or that it just sets up and reinforces your current opinions?

I'm a fan of cranks and manifestos, but I'm not exactly planning to start trying to tap the phoenix amerind bigfoot frequency or doing meth and trying to turn myself into a government owned troonputer. Reading some of the less objectionable feminist lit mostly just made me leas receptive to its ideas.