My name is Juan Antonio Huerta Cano; the last thing I remember is doing cocaine with my girlfriend, then making love, and then my girlfriend pulling a Taser out of her coat (it was cold in my house, so we had only taken off our pants) and shocking me. I passed out and woke up in this place where the grass and trees are painted blue; it smells like paint, so everything must have been painted recently. There is free Wi-Fi, but no signal; I tried calling 911 but couldn't because there was no service. Then I tried asking for help on Facebook and WhatsApp, but I had set passwords so my girlfriend wouldn't snoop, and after the drugs and the Taser incident, I can't remember the passwords anymore.I'm asking for help on 4chan using Google Translate as a last resort.Upgrade:I’m posting this for the second time; it’s night now and I can’t see a damn thing, but the Wi-Fi signal is still coming through and I’m going to make the most of it. I’m trying to locate the source of the signal, but it seems good or at least decent everywhere—I think there are multiple internet access points and Wi-Fi antennas.
Brands ruin trends
>>155823226LOLWhich one of us is furiously googling memes in the middle of a 4chan meltie?The right really can't meme
hans eli sebastian fors edish
why did a yank rush to make a dogshit new edition of the british culture thread on /int/ board 4chan.org
Qott: What is your favorite Indian food?Previous: >>45004996
>>45010486This place is full of more whiners then Reddit, twitter and tumblr I like some parts of 4chan better but 4chan is basically just a safe space for the most socially and politically retarded people on earth
Are there any good Indian made video games?
I love this meme where we all pretend to hate IndiansIt's the kind of comfy 4chan shitpost I live for
Visual Novel General #7954This general is for the discussion of English-translated Japanese visual novels.All posting of untranslated visual novels belongs on >>>/jp/E-celeb shitposting is not allowed.Kindly use spoiler tags appropriately when discussing plot spoilers to facilitate smooth discussion.>Having trouble with your VN? Try the following before you ask for tech support:1. Be in Japanese locale2. Read the Readme3. Check https://rentry.org/4chan-vn-help4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL5. Google it>FAQs, Recommendations, and Other Useful Things:https://chartanon.github.io/moechart/https://files.catbox.moe/j3dd0n.png https://github.com/marisukukise/japReader>Need a novel with a specific element?https://vndb.org/g>Download Links:https://rentry.org/4chan-vn-linksPrevious thread: >>583932413
>got banned from reddit>got banned from vndbmtl spammer squad.... fuck. we only have 4chan now
Why aren't Americans rising up with their guns?They're tough bad asses with an AR-15.What's stopping them?
>>544082569>p-pussythanks for stopping by 4chan, nigger from the original epstein island
Why is south india like this?
>>225381507Don't act tough online trying to impress 4chan anons. I can break you in half with my bare hands.
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>250-word essay due on Monday>I haven't even started yet because I've been playing video games all weekHow fucked am I?
>>749409917Why OP from 4chan is a retarded nigger faggotOP from 4chan is a special kind of retarded nigger faggot, confidently posting terrible takes while possessing the self-awareness of a brick. Every argument makes him look dumber, yet he doubles down anyway. Truly, a masterclass in stupidity and ignorance.