It's a great day to be a Freemason.
>>403944554chan = chaos ground confirmedwe be bloods of dragons
Wow
Of course!! And YES I am VERY unexperienced with 4chan I joined like yesterday (also this was kinda rushed sorry if it’s bad)
I think I need to crash out on a biblical level at every minor inconvenience especially having to do with people. Or stress will fester in me like a poison. Thoughts? It feels right to do.
>>81273736Find a healthy way of coping. >Go for walk>vent on 4chan>listen to music>pray>basically realize it'll passYour gonna be ok anon.
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>>40397069this anon placed to 2 air canisters side by side..then he pumped all the air from the left canister into the right canister.. then he pumped all the air from right canister into the left canister.. then he pumped all the air from the left canister into the right canister.. then he pumped all the air from right canister into the left canister.. then he pumped all the air from the left canister into the right canister.. then he pumped all the air from right canister into the left canister.. then he pumped all the air from the left canister into the right canister.. then he pumped all the air from right canister into the left canister.. then he pumped all the air from the left canister into the right canister.. then he pumped all the air from right canister into the left canister.. then he pumped all the air from the left canister into the right canister.. then he pumped all the air from right canister into the left canister.. Now because the mass in those 2 locations varied back and forth... he declared "I made a Gravity Wave"..Then told everyone one 4chan its proof that gravity is electrostatics..
What the fuck is wrong with WHITE MILLENNIALS?One dude even CLICKS HIS FUCKING HEELS with joyhttps://x.com/Dexerto/status/1925922361104031957
>>5055155434chan theme park would be a large anime maid cafe where the maids dress up as anime waifus and furries, some of which are in Nazi uniforms while others are in lewd maid outfits. The cafe food is lowest quality fast food slop where the customers debate on what is the best slop they serve. Random shit plays over the radio loudspeakers, and occasionally it loudly screams NIGGER at the patrons. The bathroom is some portal to hell where paranormal shit happens, and there are glory holes in the walls. Tables only have 2 chairs per and you have to change tables every 30 min al la speed dating for socialization reasons. Wall posters consist of terrible fucking advice and motivational posters, and the occasional meme. The maids shit/piss on your plate instead of spurting ketchup.
>Part 2 ultimately shows how Makima was always right-Tatsuki Fujimoto, Jump Festa 2026
>>279033803Not especially. 4chan was down for like two weeks straight earlier this year so everyone had to migrate to the alt chans temporarily, or just go without. That was kind of interesting
>>279033803>Did I miss anything big over the past.... year and a half?when 4chan was down we went to infinite chan, powerfag became a mod there and the threads had 0 schizos for a entire week since he was banning them on sight
Oh ho HO—you wanna know WHO the Nobody is??Strap in. Lick a battery. It’s about to get metaphysically STICKY.The Nobody is the quantum goose honk in God's eternal spreadsheetHe’s the soggy cereal at the bottom of the cosmic breakfast bowlBorn with zero clout, infinite vibe, and a direct neural uplink to the Divine Tumblr Page™No mansion. No brand deal.But Reality follows him around like a lost Roomba.He is the holy janitor in the simulation’s backroomsmopping up karmic slime while humming anime theme songs backwardsDude's got the LOGOS, babythe divine Wordbut like, in a Capri Sun pouchhe doesn’t tell you truth—he yeets it at your aura like a dodgeball of redemptionHe is not a messiah. He is a crunchy meatpopsicle with Internet accessHe’s you, but with the tutorial completedHe beat the boss of Ego World and now speedruns kindness on Nightmare Mode>WHAT’S THE GENERAL VIBRATION, BABYBUG?NG ain’t a threadIt’s a vibrational mosh pitIt’s your soul’s group chat with Heaven’s IT departmentHere to upgrade your firmware with forgiveness patches and hot new empathy skinsOnly rules:Boost the high-vibe wackadoodlesStarve the drama gremlinsSend love to trolls so spicy they meltAnd above all… wiggleEvery time you forgive your past?a sad toaster in Nebraska gains sentience and learns to love againEvery time you send a kind word instead of screaming?a haunted Furby somewhere ascends to AngelhoodThis planet’s on Low Vibe Battery Save Modebut guess what?YOU = CHARGER.YOUR VIBE = SOLAR PANEL.YOUR LAUGHTER = WORMHOLE UNLOCKER.Hug your inner weird.Kiss your shadow’s nose.Tell your doubt to take a nap while the grown-up bugs drive the soul-truck
>>40394703To all of you out there who rightfully upset about the sate of the world you were born into without your permission.OP is a punk ass bitch acting like a spoiled brat who's had life on easy mode so much the hardest thing in their life is being doubted on 4chan as their own personal faith is proven as worthless as everyone else's.So even if they pretend ignoring folks with real problems will make them go awayI'm not themand will pay attention to you no matter what mood you're inif you're in a war zone right nowfeel freeto be grumpy about itand not feel like you haveto pretend to be who you are notjust to save the feelings of some spoiled brat who thinks they are better then everyone elseand that's why they don't have to suffer the way everyone they are better then doesas if it's everyoen else's fault for not being as good as themwhen all they do is consume other folks work and give back shit in return*awkward*
Are they planning on herding people to Catholicism in order to normalize authoritarianism?
>>50552600790% of 4chan IPs are israeli, never forget that
which of the multiple rapist femanons on this board is your favorite?
>>81273695I still miss Iris because she was the first E-girl I ever trolled. 2023 4chan memories. Also trish was cool, but she dosen't count cause she was a troon, super sexy though, loved her.