>>212782604
>This is not going to go away and is instead going to Streisand out of control and engulf everything.
Literally nobody outside of places like Twitter or 4chan gives a real shit.

>>76384015
why does everyone care about competeing at a high level?
You use 4chan the chances that have done anything of value with your life are low.

>>510557422
>>510557688
Have sex incel.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe I got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: To clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, but that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust. Even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>>24554036
i need to stop going on 4chan. i feel bitter and repulsed and frustrated and suicidal

>>531482632
i come on 4chan for about a half hour a day to shit directly in your mouth because you are literally here every single time i come to shit on a retarded nigga now chew it up and ask for more i had a big lunch
>>531482636
0 is the number of ubers youve killed without using a copypasted build off youtube lmao

>>149419597
Where the hell are you where people are talking about this IRL? I have never seen it mentioned outside of 4chan

>>510552384
Hello 4chan users,
I am Agent Ralph Jimenez from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, working with Joint Task Force 37B. We have been tasked by President Trump to stop the illegal release and dissemination of certain classified information on the internet, which is illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 798.
The Task Force has been in contact with this sites administrators and has been given access to user IP addresses which will be used to backtrace and identify the names and physical locations of any 4chan users who post, describe, or mention this unspecified classified material on this or any other internet web site.
If you would like to report the illegal discussion of the unspecified classified material on 4chan, please send me DM to my 4chan username with a link to the thread containing illegal discussion so that it can be locked and the users involved put under investigation.
Thank you for your attention.

>>81852602
Not sure I even posted in that thread, or posted identifiably. Cute justification I guess, but now that I think about it, it is kind of funny that you chide me for being insensitive and invalidating while also talking about how you want to murder depressed people and how it should be legal for everyone to do so. So either you were just nagging me over something you wouldn't care about in any other context simply because it's me, or you're kind of dumb and the things you say have no logical consistency. Either one invalidates the argument.

>>81852497
A blue board is a 4chan board with a blue background. They're SFW boards with strict rules. Red boards like r9k are NSFW and have much more relaxed rules.

>>76385657
says someone who is also using 4chan

>>280628519
Everyone either liked her or was cool with her until she won. Yotsuba is 4chan's choice, you only saw angry people on other websites.