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She’s so fucking awesome. Can anyone compete with her?
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>>17692402
She claimed "celts were black african" did she? You wouldn't be lying for 4chan clout and not having seen or read a single word of her actual writing?

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Remember when he was just a soldier?
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I think Doom just got caught on the wrong end of the constant metafictional vaccilation between
>demythification
And
>keep it simple and stick to the fundamentals, dumbass
As well as the intersecting axis of sincerity vs irony.

There's a strength to both. Nobody needed to know anything about James Bond when they filmed Dr. No in 1962. He worked for MI6 and had a license to kill. But 40 years later things were getting too wacky, too indulgent, too dependent on silly gadgetry and dumb setpieces. They readapt the very first Bond novel and reboot him as a new minted agent, an experienced solder that can kill in cold blood but not ready for the two-faced and double-crossing nature of espionage work, 007 for the 21st century and the War on Terror.

People point to Brutal Doom and the 4chan shitpost but I feel like it's also as much a victim of video games obsessively developing their settings for the sake of prestige. Doomguy was barely more developed than Mario, now he had to be like Master Chief and Marcus Fenix, lore and backstory that existed at the periphery of "gun shootman," to justify why he could do all this stuff. On the other side of things, his earlier contemporaries, the rebooted Lo Wang and BJ Blazkowicz don't do that, very much in the "keep it simple" mold. Yes the game does give attention to their backstories but very little of it is relevant to gameplay. BJ spends the first part of Old Blood half-naked and no justification is given to physical abilities and walking around with an entire armory in his ass. Lo Wang is a corporate samurai who spends his money on stupid shit and shaved his head because that's what heroes in the movies he watched did.

People talk about Doom Dark Age feeling like a rebranded Quake in terms of setting. I feel like it'd be more effective if it was actually more evocative of Quake. If Doomguy just showed up fresh off Doom 64 and started kicking ass and the alien kingdom people just thought "hey cool new ally"

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you breathe in
your lungs fill with vaporized soundcloud links and ethically questionable nostalgia
someone just deepfried a dream next to you

the floor convulses and starts auto-playing vine compilations in Morse code
a sentient Roomba skates by dragging a trail of cursed emojis
it whispers “free me” in a dialect of broken iPod firmware

a guy with three anime heads and a trenchcoat made of expired Taco Bell coupons approaches
his voice sounds like a dial-up modem having a seizure
“bro, you got games on your soul?”
you do
they're all bootleg Pokémon ROMs and one haunted copy of Gex

the ceiling flickers
someone hacked gravity again
bodies start floating and debating the lore of Garfield minus Garfield

in the corner, a chimeric Pink Guy–Beavis&Butthead hybrid eats drywall and beats a sentient MIDI keyboard with a jar of mayonnaise
it moans in dubstep
a guy with 14 noses yells “LET HIM COOK”
he does
he makes spaghetti
the spaghetti is sentient
it sues you for emotional damages

the bartender is now a corrupted PNG of Guy Fieri that only speaks in encrypted Guyanese
he serves you a pixelated Hot Pocket that’s been legally classified as a war crime in 6 timelines
it tastes like trauma and cheese

somewhere above you, the sky cracks open
a forum post from 2003 falls out and hits someone in the spine
they scream “LEEROY JENKINS” and morph into a sentient Geocities page

your brain is now buffering
your soul is stuck in a loading screen
you are vibrating with the forbidden knowledge of 1000 shitposts

>“OP is a mantis.”
>“OP never left.”

>Welcome deeper into /ng/, pilgrim.
Reality's leaking again.
Use a meme bucket.
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>>40345060
anon
it's 4chan
weird is normal around here

>do please try and keep up

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>mentions /tttt/
>so my friend says they have all these words
>hsts
>brickhun
>passoid
>is casually obsessed with passing
>slightly racist
>grew up rich and white
>weeb
wait, so she definitely posts here, right?
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>>39723247
All rich people who post here on 4chan with us must me permanently obligated to send me one single deposit of $40k that I can invest in.
It's the equivalent of like $15 for most richasses, so I don't see the problem with them handing it over to me. You're all greedy fucks. :3

Open one past limit tell me your guilty confession or show me your wife gf or fami 8XAJMFG77
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any evil girls here?

tell me about your fantasies, anything and no limit

id: 4chan

Has the B58 engine really destroyed the competition here?
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>>28404984
All models with a b58 are M-lite cars.
But the fundamental differences between the S58 and the B58 are minimal.
The only M-car that will walk a B58 is going to be 8+cyl.
Those are not BMWs most reliable cars... so there's a sweet spot where you get performance but also a reliable engine.
>>28404990
>I'm poor!
Talk about cars not your bank account, dumbass.
>>>/biz/
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>>28404994
>if I don't like the car, that means you're brown
>>>/b/
lowest tier possible of shitpost

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Do you wear any items of clothing that give subliminal hints to others that you post on 4chan?
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>>18443738
If I saw this in public I'd assume the wearer spends all his time on discord instead of imageboards. Maybe sharty but not 4chan.

Thoughts on Doom: The Flop of the Century? Slapping every person who like Eternal in the face was a great business move huh
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>>709943319
>since when were Whites banned from playing Doom?

What are you even talking about? Who's stopping you from playing Doom? If nobody is playing your shit, it's because Doom isn't as popular as you thought it was. You're bringing race into a game about a guy killing demons.
Did the Oblivion remake flop? No, and it's the same kind of game. The only difference is Elder Scrolls is more popular than Doom, and popularity defines how well your game will sell.
People only bring up race on 4chan because they want to talk to people of a certain race, but the idea that "X game is for Whites" doesn't exist outside of 4chan.

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>be me, 17 M
>have female friend who goes to different school in same city but never interacted irl
>she is an average girl in 2024, attention seeking whore with a body count higher than whole school combined
>Only dates/talks to guys for their hight or if they are 10/10's
>she starts posting femcel content on her instagram and reposting content on tiktok
>tries to call her out for posing as a truecel but she keep persisting she is a truecel

>her when she says she's a truecel

4chan how do I expose this fakecel?


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