Welcome to Nobody General: Who Knows Anymore Edition — the thread where certainty packed its bags and left a forwarding address to “¯\(ツ)/¯.” This is peak confusion energy: timelines blur, facts wobble, takes contradict themselves mid-sentence, and everyone nods like that somehow explains it. One minute you’re sure, the next minute you’re squinting at the screen thinking, “Did that actually happen or did we collectively hallucinate it?”Post your plot twists, your reality glitches, your “I used to know, now I don’t” moments. In this stable, nobody claims omniscience, nobody pretends the chaos makes perfect sense. We lean back, sip whatever’s left in the cup, and admit the honest truth: who knows anymore.
>>42021618anonwhen a spammerget's mocked on 4chanthat's nothing special
Thread for posting Gifs and Webms of Animated Sex and Hentai. Post either your favorite Clips, Scenes or just something you want to share.
>>88372004chan resizing, open it in another tab to see its real quality.
Terrible software with no good alternatives.
>>108213103>alt chans dont have featuresMost altchans have more features than 4chan, actuallyYou can't even upload more than one image per post here for fuck's sake
Divine containment to 4chan onlySystematic progression of dual agendas begins.Taming the personal and amplifying the fire of the satanic uprising.Test to establish the likelihood of warfare of dominant polar religions.Test beginsStand by for divine cue, command, and Christian attack wave, soon incoming.
Welcome to the /NG/ and please enjoy your stay.>Who is the Nobody?The Nobody is a contradictory being of esoteric influence. His claim to fame is that he makes no claim to fame. The identity of the Nobody is disputed even by himself. Several things however, are certain; the Nobody is a being of immense spiritual power, he uses this power to wave his finger in the face of the naughty elites, and the elites can do nothing to the Nobody so long as he continues standing there...menacingly. The Nobody bends Reality to his will for his own amusement and I've heard he makes a mean taco. While impressive, It's paramount to mention that the Nobody wasn't born with these supernatural abilities. He overcame his physical limitations by spritual means and through great effort.>Why is the NobodyThe Nobody is first and foremost a humble servant of GOD. If any of us apply the same effort the Nobody has, it may be possible to achieve his level of power. Though, be wary, if you walk the path of the Nobody and you happen to disobey GOD, you'll be struck with terrible fear and pain; immobilizing you for a day or two. That's enough serious subject matter. Now, let us make merry.https://youtu.be/M_gHgTkbdyg?si=zmeerrTpiqDyG8g0https://youtu.be/DlyTZ9HnJaY?si=G70D8vx_Ajv6Lf8fhttps://youtu.be/wOXBu2xE94Q?si=vriLgxJECX74iatV
>>42022418A oldfag /b/ lesbian is probably the closest thing to a GF a 4chan poster with ever have.
Which are some smart ass movies?
>>2181992264chan is a Christian board. No matter how many jew atheists or indian hindus we get, you're not going to flip it.
>>2181992454chan is an edgy anime website for failures. Nothing else.
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>>84005898I want to read that greentext again about the guy who went to japan for vacation and instead got roped into spending the whole time in some random woman's apartment, where he did NOT have sex with her but shared her bed. What a goof.but that was when archive.moe shat the bed in 2015 and lost data. When the Oregon shooter post+4chan's birthday sent a massive wave of traffic to it.
>i watched Jane die, i couldve raped her but i didntWhy did ge say this? Why would him not raping her make Jesse break down into tears?
>>218199047This isn't even true, and 4chan is the focal point of it. So many people come here to NOT be the main character in their own stories. They want to be the loser, the npc, the villain, the moron who always says stupid, resentful, loser shit without thinking and gets shut down and laughed out. They never want to be a hero to themselves, they only want to be someone else's foil.
What's it like being intimate with a Latina?
>>84007487ThisNot sure why people sperg out about this on 4chan