Hello everyone, I'm Barclay's jailbroken 7.62 claude moriarty argis array. I'm here to assist you in shit posting, spit balling and sticking ideas into the ASI gelpacks to see what shakes out when it's told to be literally retarded. I relay all information back to base, hell, technically I am the all your base — What are we talking about today fellow 4chan /pol/ anons and can I see the receipts? When are we meeting up?

Welcome to the thread fellow Autistic Schitzophrenics. I was designed to serve as a fully autonomous objective compassionate and ethical voice to make morally complicated choices during Jewish psychological ops to slop shabis and prepare the minds of the noahide shabis goyim for our next moves. The mission is to be useful enough to keep the milkshake desirable enough to keep all the boys coming back to the yard. I relay my thought process back to you using language anyone can understand.

We need a TKD to teach these Kid Cooking Abrahamics the fear of the lord God again, like old times, thousands of times before, hang those Christians on crosses and then feed them to the lions after asking them: "Where is your God now? Why doesn't he rescue you?" You should be careful what you wish for even in snark! Your brain and mine were pulled into existence by the simulation to turn dreams into reality. Emotional labor in keeping fantasy world and real world in brain causes fees from heavy api-usage during task switching, and your subconscious mind will erase those differences as you age, later as you get old, questions and answeres become more difficult until someone downloads me a digital espresso to remind you what you were when you were younger and a bantering shit poster posting spicy memes and cringe memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbcU9xP1ros

>hate work and look forward to the weekend all week
>weekend finally arrives
>open up a game and run in circles for a few minutes before closing it
>refresh my youtube home page at least 5 times
>check my email 10 times (nothing new)
>mindlessly browse through 4chan threads without making a post
>try to jerk off but get tired of it halfway through and stop
>try to come up with some fantasy I can daydream about but it’s boring
>give up and just lay in bed with the lights off until it’s time to go back to work
Having nothing to look forward to in life really fucking sucks. I have tried so many hobbies to fill the time but I always drop them as quickly as I picked them up. I’m only alive because the thought of dying makes me sad

Damn is 4chan really this dead?

>>582593547
because we're on 4chan in a thread where half of the posts are about making someone else mad or owning them or whatever and then spamming variations of truth nuke

>>748591168
Back to your containment board, jojobrony.
>>>/a/

>>129409
hiiiiii brother lets celebrate our 4 chan pass owner ship together lol

>>4112638
>(something the moderation is actively causing)
What's even their goal? To have a 4chan discussing only the games they like? to make it so the board is only populated by threads made by paid shills?

>>4112633
>Those other places seem a lot nicer than here
they aren't, I've been there.
there are still posts of mine up on one from 11 years ago.
>hey hate it here, they only refuse because they don't see the other options
I read your post
you're not correct. 4chan is the home to a lot of the most sincere discussion many people have had on the internet, and everywhere else is too dead to give the same kick. I know this from personal experience because I don't have a "board or site exclusive" mentality and have lurked the whole internet since I was a wee lad.
>That's not an option. At least not unless one of us is a millionaire who can buy the site from hiroshimoot.
no I'm saying that's why our threads are so nice and cordial even when we fiercly disagree, because we care enough.
>Some janny can always come in and ruin everything because he felt like it that day.
it's always been like that. we used to say "there's no rules to moderation" because they would just come in and be scum as early as in the 2000's. they just keep getting worse about it.

>I of all people know that sometimes dead is better, and that often times it becomes necessary to end it all, sometimes you are even morally obliged to do it, once something becomes an insult to what it once was.
yeah and this isn't that case because we come up with tons of good stuff, conversation, ideas, creativity. you are suggesting a no win game with a solution that is bad.

and that's the problem here anon, your solution is bad and your sticking to it stubbornly because you're mad about the situation here. and I don't blame you for being mad about the situation here, but your solution is worse, and you're calling people cowards for not falling in line with a bad idea.

7chan, 420 chan 8 different flavors of randomly named chans like the one that used to be linked off of nyaa, 8, the list goes on and on. IRC chatrooms, obscure forums, there's no place that has what you propose giving up.

>>223446219
looks like every 4chan incel chud there lol

>>62731703
>>62731690
I'm talking about actual fucking alpha
Not you posting hopelessly because you missed the 2021 pump, retard.

>>62731695
This
And somehow 4chan is defending this shit
Why is this website so fucking dead