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>>24576790
Yeah, cuz I browse 4chan. That place is full of autistic folk.

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https://youtu.be/H0bhSGfKTs4?si=7YBJlxCf5PTJ8_k2

If everybody had a dream team
Across the USA
Then everybody'd be cheerin'
Like Argentin-i-a
You see them seething on /sp/
And other forums too
A little little brown hairdoo
Surfin' USA

You'd catch him surfin' in Kansas
Scoring 3 in line
Penaldog fans are frowning
They're on suicide watch
All over my 4chan
You hear 'em calling "rigs"
Little Messi's gone surfin'
Surfin' USA

We'll all be planning that route
The final's coming soon
We're waxing down our surfboards
We already won this June
We'll all be gone for the summer
The cup is going to stay
Tell the faggots we're surfin'
Surfin' USA

The Dutch are checking VAR calls
The French are crying too
The board's calling them "riggies"
Like they always do
All over my 4chan
You hear 'em cope and seethe
Argentina's gone surfin'
Surfin' USA
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>>155836134

>If everybody had a bald friend
>Up in the FIFA ranks
>Then everybody'd be cheerin'
>Like Argen-simi-ans
>You see them posting on /sp/
>And other forums too
>A little little brown hairdoo
>Riggin' USA
>
>You'd catch them riggin' in Kansas
>The ref won't give them cards
>All football fans are asking
>Where is the VAR?!
>And all over my 4chan
>You hear 'em get called "nigs"
>Little Messi's gone riggin'
>Riggin' USA
FTFY

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>Krusie Week 2024
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52919020/chapters/133861048

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>In The Locker
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>Sides of a Story
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>Liminality
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https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76483080/#76493589

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>Susie's Birthday Favor
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>The Game Where She's From
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>Last Thread:
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>>83713166
Truth be told on average I tend to be an extreme fan of 4chan fanon thread content in general, it's being multiply because the catalyst is Deltarune.

>Timothy McVeigh
>Ted Kaczynski
>the guy who killed John Lennon
>Lee Harvey Oswald
>John Wilkes Booth
>Ted Bundy
>John Wayne Gacy
>Gary Ridgway

What did all these people have in common? They were ALL white and all became famous because they killed people.
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>>24576789
That's also been superceded by "keyed" (see sense ii. in the entry for "keyed" in The Dictionary of 4chan Lingo and Slang, 5th. ed., Vol 7, p. 453).

What's gonna be zoomer writing like? Zoomer youtubers are already making some good kino, so maybe there's hope for videogames too
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>>742024820
The cohort is bifurcated to two corners of the Internet with the right on 4chan and Twitter and the left on reddit and bluesky. It's like diverged species that have their own moral mythos, cultures, and vocabulary. It's why you see the low IQ nigger speak like 'y'all' and 'aight' on reddit and bluesky. The language is a tell of what digital country you live in.

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>>221391016
>>221391096
this is the most pathetic poster i've encountered on 4chan this week.

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The final solution to the love triangle problem in yuri
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>>>/vip/

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>famous overnight
>already cancelled
that has to be a record
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>>221391042
It's just so funny, isn't it? A guy like me can discover 4chan in 2010 (in middle school) but still get pussy here and there, and eventually get together with a girl that I've been with for a long time and now live with. Now we're engaged, she's pregnant, and I busted deep inside yesterday. God forbid you ever bring that up, because there is just NO way someone who uses this website isn't a fat ugly neckbeard who gets negative pussy.

Reddit just isn't for me, I get banned instantly because they can't handle the bantz

Facebook/Insta, yeah fucking right

So, I stick to the place I call home. Sad to see so many of you guys still haven't pulled yourself up by your bootstraps and got laid

Are you hopelessly ugly? Hopelessly mentally ill you can't hold down a job? Super fat? Extremely autistic so you can't talk to anyone other than your mom?

Please help me understand why you guys are so pathetic. I managed to figure some shit out, why can't you?
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>>221390901
I literally had my blond gf give birth to our son 2 weeks ago. Hes sleeping in his cot like a meter away

Inb4 frantic and bizarre insistence im lying or something

Finding something extremely normal like this so unbelievable (spoiler many 4chan posters are pretty normal people in their actual lives, theyre not all like you) reflects way more on you than you think lil bro

Its like how the most extremely online discord and porn addicted troons imaginable tell normal men who complain mildly about the left being insane to "touch grass".

Projection is a very real thing

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BPD mothers plus enabling or absent fathers is the factory that produces most NEET sons. This isn't some fringe theory. It is the repeating pattern you see over and over in these threads.

BPD mom is a walking emotional hurricane. Fear of abandonment, splitting where you're perfect one day and worthless the next, constant drama, guilt trips, silent treatments, explosive rages over nothing. The son grows up in a warzone where his own emotions are never safe. He learns early that the world and especially women are unpredictable and hostile. The best defense is to withdraw, shut down, don't try, don't risk anything, and stay small so she can't hurt you as much.

No stable father or a weak one who enables her makes it ten times worse. Real dad either bailed or was driven out, or stayed and became her emotional punching bag and wallet. Either way there is no one modeling masculine boundaries, stoicism, or how to handle female emotional terrorism. No one teaches the boy to say no, to take responsibility, to leave the house and build his own life. Dad either checks out completely or actively helps keep the son infantilized so mom doesn't have a meltdown.
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>>537903427
>He retreats into the only place that's safe: his room, computer, video games, porn, and 4chan. Dopamine without any risk of mom's splitting or dad's weakness. Over time he becomes the classic twenty five to thirty five year old NEET with no skills, no friends, no prospects, living in the same house where the damage was done, sometimes on disability for anxiety and depression that traces right back to the home.
next time, you better cite my autobiography


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