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>4chan.org/b/cel/

And that's when Alice fucked up.

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General Mark Milley Edition #69

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga
>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (embed) (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (embed) (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS SF Prep Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg==
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT: Every other day.,of 40 to 50 reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png (embed)
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.
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>>64907793
And yet you come here because you are trying to fight your irrational fear of... let's see... military recruiters talking to 4chan users on the internet...

>>64907811
So you haven't lied about your state govt job, your fake fat wife, or your militia that you claim has kidnapped and killed dozens of non-whites? Also, your thirties is middle aged, especially when you are overweight.

Why are muzzies so whiny?
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>>529328838
shut you retarded mouth overpaid Eglin nigger
imagine pretending posting on 4chan is a real job

>>946404616
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>>946413431
optics on 4chan. jesus christ kill yourself

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ITT : Wait, People genuinely liked this characters??
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>>733948130
Fucking lol you’re on 4chan, cat’s outta the bag. I’ve been here for 21 years. You don’t make the rules here.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>218249420
>people are being paid to shill movies and tv shows on 4chan
Wew laddie how retarded are you?

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What seriously causes a man to give up on life and decide it isn’t worth living and rot in their rooms doing absolutely and wait to die?
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>>529336863
The little things in my case is unrestrained shitposting on 4chan. And using AI to write and research everything for me.

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Yaranaika YaranaikaYaranaika YaranaikaYaranaika YaranaikaYaranaika YaranaikaYaranaika YaranaikaYaranaika Yaranaika ALWAYS unicorn
B el i ev e in y o u r s e l f !
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Something tells me that 4Chan won't last to see the 2030s

How do you prevent your wife from getting bored of you after you get married? It's extremely common for women to lose interest in sex a few years after getting married, even if the relationship is good and stable and the man is handsome/in shape.
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>>34296239
lmao, dw man, i try to see it as something funny atp

and yup, were still together, in fact we were living together at the time and still are

i didnt leave cause when i found out about this, we had just moved across the country to his home city, which i spent all my savings on + (as embarrassed to admit this as i am) i still loved him
he promised hed change and all that bs, and despite him not jerking off anymore to other hoes(as far as i know, im not sure i actually believe he hasnt done it since), the real effort to try and make it up to me lasted for a month or two at best
i kinda just stopped complaining about stuff, stopped trying to talk about what bothers me and such
sure, now its perfectly comfortable for him, gf doesnt argue, he gets to go out whenever he wants and hang out with whoever he wants, party... you name it
but he also feels bad about us being more distant than ever,since im now pretty much an alcoholic hikikomori neet whod rather lurk 4chan like when i was 15 rather than, idk, watch a film with him

i still love him a lot, its just not the same and he fucked up so much itll probably never be, but oh well
take care of your gfs :3

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Evidentially today is harmony day. You all remember Robot Unicorn Attack? It was 16 years ago when it released and took over every board on 4chan for a solid week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM


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