>>289543842Thank you 4chan, you do not disappoint.
totally not archon voice:>No dude you can't just mold your material vessel to be a reflection of your immaterial self, that's not how any of this works>Your Material vessel reigns supreme here so you should really just submit to it and act in accordance to it's form*seeks out the knowledge of thousands which have came before you, procuring the necessary ingredients for your transformation*>Nooo stop! You can't just use your divine gift of creation to shape the Material vessel you inhabit into one better suited to reflecting your inferior immaterial self! You have to submit to the almighty Material realm and what it formed as your Material vessel.*consumes the cumulative effort of generations of creativity: a noble clear liquid containing within it the substance to reshape your vessel in accordance to your will*>You have defiled the Material realm with your divi- I mean inferior machinations, and you have acted against the will of the demiur- err, god himself! No heaven shall accept your presence filth.>Who are you fool, who are you to undergo such a transgression against the great Material, don't you know even the mere reflection of your worthless immaterial being has no place here.
>>42718471It's hilarious how obviously you don't interact with people if you think "dogshit" is a "4chan term"
>>42718489You didnt vote. Trump? Why are you on 4chan?
>>42718497Xe's probably from reddit or pisscord trying to "own the chuds on 4chan"
what would your girlfriend think if she saw you playing this game?
Heh. Yes. Of course. Now this assumes we, the anons of 4chan, have girlfriends. But>girlfriendHeh. Now the joke here is, you see, a play on expectation. The original poster, or OP as we call him in the parlance of our board, has issued a query presupposing a female romantic partner. A rather bold presupposition, wouldn't you agree? One might even call it, dare I say, normative. You see, the humor operates on multiple levels. On the surface, we have the simple denial. The bachelor's lament, if you will. But dig deeper, my friend, and one finds a rich tapestry of postmodern self-referential comedy. We are laughing at OP. We are laughing at ourselves. We are laughing at the very notion that a man who has clicked on a webm of a slutty pole-dancing character might, in some parallel universe, possess a girlfriend. Do you see it now? Do you truly see it?>girlfriendObserve the elegance. The single greentext arrow. The lowercase "g." No further elaboration is required, for the joke is contained entirely within the word itself, recontextualized by its placement. It is, if I may be so bold, the haiku of the imageboard. Bashō himself could not have crafted a more economical piece of comedic writing. In fact I would argue Bashō, were he alive today, would be posting on /v/ right now. Probably in this very thread. The Greeks had a word for this. I don't remember what it was but they had one, and it was probably better than anything the plebs on Reddit could come up with. This is the sort of humor that separates us discerning gentlemen of the Anonymous board from the normalfaggots who watch Marvel films and laugh at Kevin Hart. We laugh at the absence of a girlfriend. They laugh at the presence of one. Therein lies the difference between man and beast.
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I don't care about data leaks. I just don't want to give my identity away if I don't have to. It's something I thought most 4chan anons would understand but I feel like this is a good topic to illuminate who are tourists from reddit/discord.
>>574845060Stop using the service. One day 4chan/nikg will require you to ID check, will you stop using the service? This is not something shift up wants to do, this is the Government telling SU what it has to do.
What made Steins Gate so iconic?
>4chan gate>futa x female
All the pathetic try hard posts that don't end up on other threads or at least die trying because it'll be just ragebait etc.Alt Threads: >>30934403>>30918582>>30922200Anon Tutorial rage post: >>RAM has doubled in price, GPU's are up almost 60%, and SSDs are up 50%. National average electrical bill is up almost 10% YTD, three times the usual annual increase, and every single state has been in a significant drought at some point this year, partially attributable to the burden of ai and data centers as counties with one or more large data centers averaging about 35% greater water resource burden than years before.>>But hey, at least we got this garbage thread of unfappable slop. Letting you retards gen pointless shit just to drop it into the empty void of a temporary image board is definitely totally worth it. It's good to know that it hasn't all been a waste.
>>30937757You don't know. Everyone is anonymous on 4chan, so you gotta give more evidence than a slice of butter on bread.
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>>223285138Lol4chan is more relevant now then it ever was in the pastThe fact that you have israelis and arabs finding out about this place is proofEvery Zoomies now larps as le epic 4chan trollThey use terms like "based" and "kino"and use dead soyjack memes that at this point have become the new rage faceIt's like a crude imitation of 4chan culture without any of the lolz or originality