4chan try to find this girl, Don't be lazy and Fatter.

>>>/t/hisisniceboard


Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>740214074
you're on 4chan dumbass

These threads are what made me start asking Grok to summarise 4chan threads
It makes me laugh reading the summaries

>tfw >>2015 >>>/w/astenyearsagotothisday


Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>18714333
https://www.reddit.com/r/FemboyFashion/comments/1searug/closer_to_50_than_to_40_should_i_still_rock_these/

I'm surprised you didn't mention this but on that same account there are posts where people are actually PRAISING Smooth Legs Greg saying shit like "Always good to see some older blood here. Twink death is a lie!" or "You look great, I don't see why not^^" or "i'm 31 rn. you are goals, friend."

I can't tell if those people actually believe that or if they're just saying that to be nice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/nzpniw/m34_budapest_do_what_you_have_to_do/
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/1lgptyw/running_errands_hope_this_passes_approval/
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/wcd1uo/m36_soon_37_dont_be_shy/
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/zh62c0/roastee_from_budapest_do_your_worst_roast_me_sign/

On the other hand he did make some posts on r/RoastMe where the comments were actually pretty funny and based. Not quite as brutal as us on 4chan but still pretty funny.

"The pink laces are the most masculine thing in this photo"
"Ugly woman or pretty ugly dude?"
"Just because you’re built like a 14 year old girl doesn’t mean you have to dress like one."
"Does your little sister know that you’re wearing her clothes?"

>>28972536
>>28972615
>SV650
Why you always include this one? Is there anything good about it? You can brag on 4chan that you have a Vtwin engine, yes, but it's hardly a worth buying a whole bike.

>>42495885
that’s a great moral compass you’ve got there, like how he said you have to follow the mosaic law until heaven and earth pass away. You know, the same law that allows for slavery, rape, and genocide. And look what a wonderful person you turned out to be following that despicable man’s teachings: hateful, bigoted, sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, and pathetic, preaching anonymously on 4chan like a cuck. lmao
>>42495917
your stupid book of revelation was about the 1st century AD, your anti christ was Nero, that’s why his name adds up to 616 or 666 depending on who you ask. according to biblical scholars, Jesus did not fulfill a single prophecy, and none of the revelation prophecies ever came true. You’re just a stupid worthless sack of human garbage. You and your entire religion are nothing but a bunch of dumbass chumps that got duped, still waiting for your daddy to come home from the liquor store 2000 years later, even though he said Two More Weeks™®© 80 generations ago when he said that his apostles wouldn’t die and his generation wouldn’t pass before he came back.
Your dead Jew is never coming back, your worldview is just sad. I hope you and the rest of your brainwashed sycophants die slowly.
have a wonderful night! <3

Why, yes, i bought the 4chan pass to samefag.

>>12987703
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).

8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.

10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

11. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

12. dubs, check em.

that's all :^)