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I have been a virgin until 31 but now i finnaly got my first girlfriend. Problem is she is a witch, she says she is a good witch in the good side not the "dark side". We discussed alot of ocult shit that I had no idea she know much more than me. She actually said there was satanic rituals near me and on her circle that she left. I only thought that was going on in America and maybe big cities in Europe, Not in some nowhere rural area in Portugal (where I live). We started preety strong and I have been pleasuring her alot (I am very good at it even though i am a virgin, i guess i have good instincts). Ok so she wants to have sex with me, but my dick is always limp. I dont know if my dick is limp because I had to go through chemo and radio a few months ago or because she is a witch and my dick is scared of her being so crazy. She says she actually has some minor ashekanazi jewish roots and that there are people she knew were doing rituals to worship to Baal.
This is not a LARP
Thoughts?
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>>42458513
It's 4chan for the even more retarded (women).

>Minimum requirements : Windows 11
FUCK OFF
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>>739690320
I don't know anything about directx (or how it interacts with hardware) but if nobody else answers it and you really care, you could probably get an answer here >>>/g/sqt

The one she shows to the world and wishes to truly have.
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>>84663783
Ayrt, that's so dumb. There's plenty of women out there, especially the types on 4chan that wouldn't mind a virgin bf or even prefer it. Glad he's an ex, because if he lied about something like that, he definitely lied about other things.

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Destiny fans might not wanna hear it, but if you really want to see Bungie get a greenlight for Destiny 3 —You should maybe support Marathon as opposed to shitting on it and review bombing it.
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>>739689194
Difference is Marathon never had the player count to lose in the first place. You can't die if you were never alive to begin with.

>>739690283
Bungie literally funded an attempt to shut down 4chan to the tune of millions of fucking dollars. And I don't think the people here are especially mad. These fucks are always mad.
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>>739690345
>Bungie literally funded an attempt to shut down 4chan to the tune of millions of fucking dollars
I don't believe you for a second.
This sounds like genuine schizobabble.

Has a post on 4chan ever kind of changed your life, or altered your timeline?

I was on /fit/ and a guy said something about eating ground beef, and I replied saying ground beef was too expensive. Some anon replied to me and said maybe try ground turkey.

So I buy some ground turkey, and it's good. I end up eating ground turkey everyday and have like 20 rolls of it in my freezer right now.

Dude altered my timeline
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>>84663537
The site as a whole changed me but I've been using it since I was 13 so I don't even have an idea of what my life without 4chan would've been like. I'd probably be a much more serious and generally sadder person all around. I'd probably be more mentally ill too since I wouldn't have had my little teenager internet safespace where I could be a retarded kid growing up.
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>>84663806
Yeah it's a difficult thing. This place is full of very mentally ill people and their above is toxic, but that also describes myself and I feel utterly alone in the world without them. Even with a group of normal friends I can't get what 4chan gives, which is a sense of not being alone

>A horrifying number of people have not been genuinely held, comforted, touched, or shown physical tenderness in so long that their nervous system has started adapting to affection deprivation as a normal human condition.
>Over time the body begins adapting to emotional deprivation the same way it adapts to survival conditions:
hypervigilance, emotional numbing, difficulty relaxing, chronic loneliness, depression, anxiety, sleep disruption, elevated stress hormones, and eventually a nervous system that no longer fully believes comfort, softness, or safety are meant for it.
>The human nervous system was never meant to survive this much emotional isolation without consequences. People are adapting to conditions they were never biologically designed to live in.

Jesus christ
We are so fucked
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>>535900696
>you losers
Actual 4chan users don’t use this phrase,‘it’s a dead giveaway for a normalfag tourist who needs to go back

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>OH SHIT
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Just because a cartoon or a leftist is annoyingly self-righteous, doesn't mean the nazis are right. This is very hard for the 4chan hive mind to comprehend

Understanding China
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>>535900039
After Xi's third term, the 2) got dissolved - They are the triads drug smugglers. Miriam Adelson works with them with Casino money laundering business. So if you support the 2) you are quite in bed with ((( )))
However, the answer is 4chan withdrawal prevention center, formerly known as the psyops sommelier society. Certified & Designated by the Anons' Pattern Recognition Lab, Est. 2026. If you're getting tired of talking to same-shit-spam agitprop algo bubble bots, you should just start building your own breakaway communities or if you cba you can join my SimpleX chat link :
https://smp17.simplex.im/g#4ByVS7kzgGxJJtKhhN3vEZ_9dPmShsYUuqS16WZg6ME
full link :
https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=2-7&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FZKe4uxF4Z_aLJJOEsC-Y6hSkXgQS5-oc442JQGkyP8M%3D%40smp17.simplex.im%2Fv0NIOZfuqbrMiFW7pIwRf3We3okSJHwb%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-4%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEA18tR1FKB6mr9YD7jbublgjlKsFUK1KriHZEnvbG7TUU%253D%26q%3Dc%26srv%3Dogtwfxyi3h2h5weftjjpjmxclhb5ugufa5rcyrmg7j4xlch7qsr5nuqd.onion&data=%7B%22groupLinkId%22%3A%220l5F05EHvIAvu7sc24P3rA%3D%3D%22%7D
Desktop/Terminal app : https://simplex.chat/downloads/
>Inb4 : “muh you glow”, “I’m not clicking that link nigga”, "muh memeflaggot", "Discord trannies"
Nope. You’re the demoralization shill. I got bad news for you. It’s only going to get worse. If you want actual anon discussion - talk about history & geopolitics, esoteric political pattens, 'insider here' posts, financial predictions, privacy tech stuff, non-pozzed philosophy and literture, while at the same time some banters and shitposts allowed, places like clearweb img boards are no longer some sort of isolated layer where we can laugh at normiefags together. We are not watching them. We are being watched. Discord, Telegram, X are not not really anonymous and namefag apps are inherent privacy nightmare. SX is more like IRC feels - incognito mode, multi profile and no phone number needed to join. Beware : this chat is post-populist


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